October 7, 2022

We all love watching Nollywood movies, but they need to retire from using some of their plots. Here are some plots that we think they should break up with.
Then they both try to pick it up but instead of picking it up, they look into each other’s eyes for like 30 seconds, and of course, it’s love at first sight. Please, nobody has time for that in real life. Imagine this happened to you in Yaba market, will you have time to start doing “love at first sight”?
This will always be ghetto behaviour. The annoying part is most of the time, she’s also a witch. Nollywood, we are on our knees. Please, let go of this plot. I’m sure everyone remembers who used to play this role.
RELATED: 30 Things To Expect If Your Bae’s Mother Is Yoruba
If you don’t find this plot annoying, I don’t know what to say to you. What is that annoying sound effect they always add? 
Half of the movies on Africa Magic are about how the madam was too busy with work, so her husband started having an affair with their maid who takes care of him.
This plot is giving Cinderella. We all know how it will end: the prince breaks up with his rich girlfriend, his family members like and marry the poor village girl, and they’ll live happily ever after.
Just like the one with the wicked in-law, this plot is old and stale.
It’s a funny plot but it has become basic, and I think I speak for everybody when I say, WE ARE TIRED.
RELATED: 8 Gateman Stereotypes Nollywood Needs To Change
We know it’s like that in real life, but Nollywood, we’re tired of watching it. Give us something different, like a plot where Nigerians start showing their politicians pepper. 
Bring a friend.
Millennials first introduction to betrayal wasn’t from friends or lovers. No. It was from finding needles and thread in Danish cookie containers.
Breakups can be painful, messy or even easy. But nothing is funnier than when a  breakup is petty. We asked eight people what the pettiest reason they ever initiated a breakup up was and their answers left us in stitches. “He didn’t used to tamba after using the toilet, and he refused to do it […]Did you know that Osas Ighodaro and Beyoncé are basically best friends? We’re shocked too.
Nigerians can fight anytime and anywhere.
Are you Hisoka or Yagami Light? Plan the perfect date and we’ll tell you.
Nobody ever recovers from losing their first bad bitch. That’s why you should know these things before you enter a relationship with one. If you’re already dating one, read to prevent “had I known”.
We don’t know whose heart the Nigeria Police Force is trying to use its PROs to win, but studies are showing it’s not for Nigerians.
We know some of these plots happen in real life, but we’re tired of seeing them in Nollywood movies. At this point, once you see some signs, it becomes very easy to predict how the movie would end. Please, what happened to suspense in our movies?
This quiz knows why you are still the landlord or landlady of the streets.
This week’s subject on Abroad Life was excited to move to China to study medicine in 2014, only to get bumped through three different schools within two years. She talks about studying in China as a black woman, and why she hopes Nigeria would work so she can move back.
Everyone has something to say about what kind of person they are. But how well do we truthfully evaluate these things? Not that much, I can assure you. The average person is always lying to themselves to make sure they look good. But you know what and who doesn’t lie? Zikoko quizzes that’s what. Take […] ? ✨ ?
At some point in life, we all learnt that someone can be very intelligent and still lack common sense. That’s the difference between being book smart and being street smart. If you’re not sure where on the spectrum you fall, well, that’s what this quiz is here to tell you. Take it:
Are you generous or have your hands been glued together?
Last week, we made a quiz that tested if you were smart enough to nail real Common Entrance questions. Now, we’ve taken it up a notch with real ‘Use of English‘ JAMB questions. It’s time to see if you’re smarter than the average SS 3 student. Take the test:
Are you all set for marriage, or are you still figuring it out? Well, if you’re curious to know the answer, then this is the quiz for you. All you have to do is create your own ideal Nollywood wedding film, and we’ll tell you if you’re ready to say “I do”. Go ahead:
We know some of these plots happen in real life, but we’re tired of seeing them in Nollywood movies. At this point, once you see some signs, it becomes very easy to predict how the movie would end. Please, what happened to suspense in our movies?
Apparently, everyone wants to be a baller and not a mechanic. We can tell you how to do that.
“I don’t review books for authors in Nigeria anymore because they don’t take criticism well. They also like to pay, and I don’t like getting paid so I don’t feel obligated to write a nice review.” – @creepyshelah
You know those people that see you and the first thing they say is, “You just abandoned me.”
This is how you should respond to them.
Why’s it always, “Behave well so you’ll impress your partner’s parents”? What if you don’t like their child like that?
Your partner’s parents really should be the ones trying to impress you, and here’s why.
If you’re looking to channel your main character energy, disguise as a Gen Z, or slay your next alté party, here are the things you need to do.
“I eat dust like garri every day of my life. Some of you even have the audacity to use me to wipe your hands when you think no one is looking. Is this fair?”
We interviewed Curtain, and it basically turned into a cry for help.
Even though the money from BBNaija won’t reach us, we can still steal something to use in our own lives. Here are some BBNaija tasks you can do to start your day.
As an anime fan, just reading this should give you instant chest pain.
We’ve all heard that running errands is a huge part of being married. But for Wives Appreciation Day, Nigerian men share some of the sweetest things their wives have done for them.
Here’s a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
Are you Hisoka or Yagami Light? Plan the perfect date and we’ll tell you.
This quiz knows why you are still the landlord or landlady of the streets.
Even if you shout that you want to be a baller from now till tomorrow— if this quiz says you’re a mechanic, you’re a mechanic.
If you can relate to the things on this quiz, you were definitely made for the soft life.
Get to know more about the clique behind your favourite 🤩 content.

source

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.